With the gracious help of Ian, a friend of Hluhluwe River Lodge, we made our way into Durban, and after a stellar night’s stopover at the Happy Hippo backpackers (next to Ushaka Marine World), we landed in Jo’burg airport. Now having traveled our way through Eastern and Southern Africa over the last 8 months we aren’t strangers to African-time or camping out in some fairly average ghettos, but I think we have finally found a winner.
Having pre-arranged a room (one of our first and only double rooms on the trip!) with Gemini Backpackers here in Jo’burg and having been impressed by their website and travel book reviews we were massively disappointed. Even though Gemini offer a free pick up from the airport, they don’t let you organise it in advance and we were told we had to call when we arrived at the airport. 40 minutes we were told – seemed fine too us. Our dudes arrived over an hour and forty minutes after we called… twice. It doesn’t sound like much, but after a cattle-truck style flight all you want to do is get to your accommodation. Except in this case, as we found out. Arriving at Gemini we were greeted by a group of locals, wasted and trying to play snooker, rotting building materials lying at the entrance, a ‘fully stocked’ kitchen with no utensils, dishes everywhere and rooves that leaked in the kitchen, dorm and double rooms. None of the electical outlets worked in our room either, but this was nothing compared to battling small jumping creatures – it doesn’t seem they clean the rooms or communal areas past a bit of moppig. Come on guys.
Now I know it sounds like a bitching session, but if guidebooks keep printing the same reports and pumping up backpacking joints that truly don’t deserve it, then how is there any chance to keep some form of quality control? Apparently, the same owners have had this place for over seven years and it looks like a run down brothel. I guess one good thing that has come out of it is free internet, from which we have been able to plan the very few remaining days that we have left in Victoria Falls, from the Zambian side.
If the only thing you do in Jo’burg is NOT come to Gemini Backackers then it has been a trip well spent. We have two nights in Jo’burg when we fly back from Livingstone in Zambia and we’re looking at other options… all of which also offer tours of the city, Soweto, the Apartheid Museum and other cultural sites around Jo’burg. ‘We have heard’ these are great places to stay. We’ll see… We have plans to meet up with an old lecturer and friend of Kate’s, Rick Snell, from UTas, on the 29th, our second last night in Jo’burg. Let’s hope we finish up our catch up dinner at a reasonably clean and comfortable backpackers this time!!!
